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The full summer edition script of the trending skit "SABINUS IN LONDON"

  

The full summer edition script of the trending skit "SABINUS IN LONDON"
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Creator: Oga Sabinus (Mr. Funny)

Length: Approx. 650 words

Style: Relatable diaspora comedy, situational satire, with Sabinus’ trademark slang and catchphrases (“Something hooge!”)


Scene 1 – Heathrow Arrival (Summertime, Early Morning)


(Sabinus steps off the plane into the brisk London air, overshooting the welcome mat attitude with his usual dramatic flair.)


Oga Sabinus (voice‑over): Something hooge! London for July abi? I don come sun where?

(He looks at the airport sign: “Summer temperatures expected: 18°C.” His face drops.)

Sabinus: Wetin be dis? My body dey confuse—put on jacket or open pyjama?


(He pulls out an umbrella labeled “Official Sabinus Shade,” wearing shades and a floral shirt. Tourist photos fly around him.)




Scene 2 – Bus Stop Misadventures (Midday)


(Waiting for a double-decker bus, Sabinus tries to figure out the system.)


Sabinus (into sideline mic): Nigerians believe London bus go carry you to work and back in 5 minutes. Reality: this thing ‘hold your stomach’—


(He fumbles with his contactless card, trying to tap on and off, but the display flashes red.)


Bus Driver (dry British accent): You must tap on and tap off.


Sabinus: Na wah o. Now I need GPS for a bus card? In our place, we naija tap once, forget again.


(He panics, begins narrating how he might owe them £50—dramatic screaming ensues. Nearby white-haired pensioners record him on their smartphones.)




Scene 3 – Market Bargaining Fails (Early Afternoon)


(At a Camden Market stall selling suya spices and puff‑puff donuts, Sabinus tries haggling like in Lagos.)


Sabinus: My guy, this suya spice, you fit do five for two pounds?


Vendor (smirking): There’s no haggling in Camden, sorry.


Sabinus: So you dey tell me say if I bring Keke Napep and start shouting “Oga sell am cheap,” you go respond?


Vendor: Laughs Try it.


(Sabinus dramatically simulates bargaining into air—passers-by laugh. A vendor gives him free salt, Sabinus screams “I win!”)




Scene 4 – Hypermarket Shokoshoko (Late Afternoon)


(Inside a massive Tesco, Sabinus is bewildered by self-checkout.)


Sabinus (voice-over): Young man get small struggle. But me, I dey fight machine wey no get heart.


(He weighs bananas, scans bread, but the machine declares “unexpected item in bagging area.”)


Sabinus: Who put unexpected item inside bag? Abi na my bag dey act funny?


(He paces around, shouting instructions to the machine: “Finish your job, or I go delete!” Staff come help; he hugs them, calls them “Sabinus go-to-tech support.”)




Scene 5 – Zoom Call Cultural Swap (Evening)


(Sabinus Zooms his Lagos friends from his Airbnb flat.)


Sabinus: My people, I dey London o, but sapa still dey follow me.


Friend on Zoom: How much light bill?


Sabinus: Na prepaid electricity o — I don buy 50 pounds airtime before light come.


(All laugh. Sabinus turns to the window showing a quiet residential street.)


Sabinus: Lagos at night: generator, sound of pepper seller, noise. London: ghost town kind calm. Abi you come for holiday or cemetery?



Scene 6 – Final Scene: Networking Event (Night)


(Sabinus attends a Nigerian diaspora party; he meets fellow content creators.)


Fellow Creator: Your skit edged two hundred million views o—you break record.


Sabinus: No dey talk am oh: meteoric! But na London July edition go blow pass.


(He raises a glass of zobo he brought from home, everyone cheers.)


Sabinus: To confused tourists, overpriced buses, self-checkouts and markets we can no bargain… July na your year!


(He drops his catchphrase loudly:)

Sabinus (shouting): Something hooge!!!


(Fade out as his phone rings—brand endorsements incoming. End title: “Oga Sabinus in London – July Madness.”)




Why It’s Trending in July 2025


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Relatable diaspora comedy: Nigerian audiences love skits about cultural shock, especially summer in London with unexpected difficulties.


Catchphrases & meme potential: Sabinus’ signature lines like “Something hooge!” become viral audio clips on TikTok, Reels, and WhatsApp.


Perfect timing: Released in July, tying into real-world travel season and trending summer memes.


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