Rap star Iggy Azalea is the latest to be featured on Disgustingly Healthy. The "Fancy" rapper faces a difficult questionsleak the release date of her boyfriend, Playboi Carti's, new album, or eat termites? Find out below what choice she ends up making.
I literally wouldnt care if you asked to see my butthole," Iggy Azalea says. "I would do it before I would eat this.
The "Fancy" rapper is only halfway through Mens Health's culinary challenge, aptly named Disgustingly Healthy. Or, as Iggy half-jokingly complains: This isnt 'Disgustingly Healthy'! This is disgustingly disgusting!
Iggy's challenge today is to taste several healthy Australian-themed dishes, or be forced to answer probably whats going to be a terrible question. Terrible questions stand in place for not-terrible sources of protein that are, well, highly unappetizing.
Now, before you comment on this story with a who?? meme (c'mon, were sure youve heard her music), lets recap Iggy Azalea. All you need to know about Iggy for the purpose of this vid is that Iggy raps, Iggy is famous, and Iggy is from Australia. You might also want to know that Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks ( another definite character !) have a historically long and confusing beef that clearly has to do with the two feuding over the order of their names. You should also know that Iggys boyfriend Playboi Carti has an upcoming album Whole Lotta Red, which internet rumor says will never ever drop, even though its probably done? We think. We dont know whats going on with Whole Lotta Red.
Anyway, back to Iggy eating disgustingly disgusting food.
First up: Emu jerky, a relatively tame treat. But because Iggy didnt want to eat outback delicacies, she was forced to turn over the first question: can you rank Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus twerking abilities? Yes, Iggy can. Well Miley is the skinniest, so maybe that means shes the best twerker, because shes lost the most weight doing it. Next! We werent entirely sure how that followed, but okay. Onto the next dish!
Which was python jerky.
Im not eating a snake, Iggy said.
She turned over the question: why did her album take so long? Because Im a procrastinator. Im a Gemini. I can never make a decision about anything. I say things, and I take them back. Its my personality.
Next up was a kangaroo burger. Iggy was down for kangaroo. And she ate it.It just tastes like red meat. Ill pack this to go.
Which brings us to the corned mutton, which smells like wet dog doo, and to which Iggy says shed rather show us her butthole.
So she turns over the question, forcing her to rank her ex-boyfriends' benching abilities. Thankfully, Iggy has an escape: Half of these people arent even my ex. Ive never dated any of these guys, Iggy says. Well played.
Onto the Vegemite toast with tarantulas. Vegemite is fine, says Iggy. She turns over the question, which is not fine: Would you rather write a song with Azealia Banks or go on a date with Nick Young (Iggys real ex) at Outback?
Suddenly this toast isnt looking so bad.
Iggy flicks off some legs, leaving the thorax. This looks like its just a raisin. Its just a raisin! Iggy rebel yells before downing the toast and spider. Mm, it has this metallic aftertaste. Its like I ate a Vegemite sandwich and then licked a metal pole.
Iggys final challenge: Termite fairy bread.
I love fairy bread. I havent had it in a long time. But it looks like this fairy bread has something evil on it, Iggy notices. That something evil is termites. Question: When is Whole Lotta Red dropping?
Iggy: I cant tell you that. Pauses. What do termites do? Eat wood? .
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